thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

windswept-warmbloods:

plot twist: you’re actually qualified to critique professional riders





Gollum keepin’ it real. 





lokistimetravelingassbutt:

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

bellisadinosaur:


This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur

YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY. HAVE AT THEE. 

DUBLEDORE SAID I WASNT BIG ENOUGH. FUCK DUMBLEDORE. I’LL CARRY LETTERS IF I FUCKING WANT TO. 

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY


The most well behaved poultry



crystallized-teardrops:

OH MY GODDDDD